Television

Recaps for Star Wars TV shows: The Clone Wars, Rebels, and more.

The Clone Wars, Season 3, Episode 8: If I Knew You Were Coming, I’d Have Baked a Cake

The fate of the universe rests on Padme’s ability to serve a fruitcake; Artoo takes a spa day.

Darth Vader inadvertently trains his own enemies; Ahsoka Teenagers out.

Yoda’s quest takes him to a Force Convent; Artoo’s gig as his chauffeur is not quite done yet.

Maul lives to fight another day; Obi-Wan gets screwed by the writing staff again.

Pre Vizsla finds out the hard way that the Sith are assholes; Satine has a bad day at work.

Maul and Savage join forces with the Death Watch, because TCW hates me.

Yoda connects up with the afterlife; Sneak Previews abound.

Palpatine is shady as hell; Dooku has performance goals to meet; Yoda is starting to realize they might all be screwed.

Obi-Wan finishes his poorly-conceived assignment; Anakin gets electrocuted a whole bunch of times.

Anakin is miffed and worried; Obi-Wan competes in the Universe’s Most Insane Competition.