
Star Wars: Episode V, Part I: Snow Day
Luke almost dies a few minutes into his latest adventure; Leia makes an ill-informed move; Obi-Wan’s sending Luke on a field trip.

Luke almost dies a few minutes into his latest adventure; Leia makes an ill-informed move; Obi-Wan’s sending Luke on a field trip.

Leia regales the gang with a non-canon story Bail told her about Obi-Wan; Star Wars fans will never change.

Luke becomes Imperial Enemy #1; Han might be interested in more than just money. Maybe.

Luke gets like the only real saber combat training he’s ever going to get (and unsurprisingly it’s from a guy who’s trying to kill him); the ladies don’t all exactly love Han Solo.

Alderaan becomes the Death Star’s latest and most-blown-up victim yet; Han Solo thinks the Force is for suckers.

The Jedi Order left some parting demands for the Skywalker clan; Luke says the funniest thing about his family that anyone in this series ever has.

Obi-Wan gets back to doing with he loves; the gang gains a smug new pilot and gets the hell off Tatooine (for now.)

Artoo sends Luke off on an early-morning errand; Obi-Wan presents the Abridged and Not Entirely Accurate History of the Clone Wars.

Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.

Luke continues the grand Jedi Tradition of getting involved in bar fights; Leia kicks butt (literally this time.)