
Star Wars: Episode IV, Part I: We’ve Got High Hopes
Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.

Leia tells her bio-dad to shove it; Luke just wanted to buy power converters; Vader is, was, and ever shall be a Drama Queen.

Lux is a burden; Ahsoka is a badass; the Death Watch are assholes. Nothing new here, really.