On the cusp of starting Luke’s Hero’s Journey in earnest, Obi-Wan places a quick phone call.
Not content with the level of drama already present in the film version, Star Wars takes Episode 3 up a notch, and I cry.
Anakin is well on the Road to Nowhere Good; Dooku learns an important lesson the hard way.
Anakin leads the effort to get Poor Palpatine to safety; Obi-Wan takes in the view.
Anakin is his usual calm self about everything; Mace has bad news for Obi-Wan.
Padme’s got a secret; Anakin doesn’t know what he wants (and doesn’t know what a metaphor is.)
Mace, Yoda and Obi-Wan are really bumming me out; Anakin’s looking for a quick fix; Sidious is lining it all up.
Anakin needs a nap and a library card; Palpatine just wants to make the galaxy great again.
Fiesty little firecracker Obi-Wan is running out of time to become a Jedi; Qui-Gon is hampered by his Tragic Backstory; Yoda and the Force play Matchmaker.
Junior Jedi Reject Obi-Wan takes a beating and learns about Space Mining Intrigue; Qui-Gon is not good with kids.
Qui-Gon might be bleeding to death but he can still judge people; Obi-Wan joins the I Can Fly/Almost Crash-Land Anything club.
Obi-Wan gets sucker-punched in the Feels again; Qui-Gon literally rides around on a dragon.
Obi-Wan gets high on the Force; Qui-Gon’s got some thinking to do.
Obi-Wan proves that he’s the kind of dedicated grandson who’ll stop by for a visit even if he’s actually dead.
Obi-Wan’s only got a few moments left to live, and he’s going to spend literally all of them thinking about his two favorite people.
Anakin manages to be the center of attention despite being unconscious for the entire installment; the only person who blames Obi-Wan for anything more than Anakin is Obi-Wan himself.
Obi-Wan and Padme fight over a boy; The Team have a sassy play-fight that attracts a crowd.
Obi-Wan receives Inside Information; Sidious has yet another great day at the office; Anakin eats some berries and complains a lot.
Anakin gets a promotion; Bail and Padme go for a misery-soaked joyride in Sheev’s car.
Bail and Obi-Wan’s road trip enters what feels like its 18th week; Wild Space shows its face.
Yoda’s here to see Anakin off to his first day in charge; Bail Organa’s got a secret — and brandy — to share.
Bail has a really long day at the office; Padme, like me, is maybe in love with everyone.
Bail and Obi-Wan hit the road.
Bail switches from uppers to downers; Obi-Wan puts on a show.
Bail and Obi-Wan finally reach Zigoola, but the galaxy’s worst road trip is far from over.
Obi-Wan and Bail’s road trip goes further off-course.