Prepare for the holiday season with Snark Wars!
The Family encounters a race of slavers; Obi-Wan is bringing it despite his usual terrible workday.
Ahsoka works to clear her name but ends up looking twice as guilty; Anakin thinks he’s having a bad day now but doesn’t even know what he’s in for.
Seventeen years or so after Order 66, people finally figure out The Hidden Mystery of the Clone Wars, and I very nearly have a breakdown.
It’s the beginning of the end for Snips and Skyguy.
Hera’s family is going to need to hire a construction crew; Thrawn is working on the Rebels’ case files.
Obi-Wan and Anakin lovingly bicker their way through the episode even though Obi-Wan is maybe about to die; Ahsoka and Anakin have a little friendly competition.
Anakin and Padme’s marriage is maybe temporarily saved by convenient carnage; everything’s coming up Palpatine.
Sheev makes some big gains; Anakin loses major ground in his own battle; I do a lot of anguished yelling.
Palpatine’s got a New Plan; Anakin is not coming out of this one without a little more Dark Side.